| parents: | you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted |
| me: | fine can i go out |
| parents: | no |
| me: | hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie- |
| chinese restaurant: | do u want egg roll |
| me: | i didn't even finish my order |
| chinese restaurant: | *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn |
| me: | what |
i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the hell is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
(via you-reinmybubble)
does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
(Source: jordanwreckes, via telephonealejandro)
things that say a lot about a person
- their favourite character
- the lyrics they write on their hands
- the colours they wear
- which murder weapon they prefer
- how they make their tea
(via rule-no-3)
